Sunday, 20 April 2014

smoked salmon or mother-in-law



Question: Does everyone happen to have smoked salmon in the freezer or is it just my mother-in-law?

credit: Ryan Lerch


Reaction 1: We only have fresh salmon in the freezer ... and no family members.

Reaction 2: Quick, bury her in the garden!

Reaction 3: Why does your frozen mother-in-law look like smoked salmon?

Reaction 4: Most people wouldn't have room for salmon once the mother-in-law ...
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6 comments:

  1. Sidney Wood21 April 2014 at 10:36

    We usually do. Quick solution for unexpected guests and family vegetarians.

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  2. Kraut21 April 2014 at 12:52

    I didn't know that some of your acquaintances are anthropophagic ;-)

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  3. john maidment21 April 2014 at 23:07

    Why would anyone want to bury a female smoked salmon in the garden?

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    1. Unknown22 April 2014 at 02:12

      I can't think of a better place to do that.

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    2. Sidney Wood22 April 2014 at 10:33

      It's how the Samoyedic people conserve their salmon (any sex) for long periods.

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  4. Kraut22 April 2014 at 20:14

    There's no cryotic soil in my garden, so I can't conserve anything of any sex there.

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