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A young boy in Yorkshire is found sobbing by the side of a river. A passer-by asks him: "What's the matter?" The boy tells him: "Me mate's fallen in t'watter." "How did that happen?" "I dunno. It just slipped from between t'slices o' bread."
Here's another Yorkshire tale...ReplyDelete
Dustman (aka garbage collector): Where's the bin?
Householder: I bin on me 'oliday. Where's tha bin?
Dustman: Naaaaaaah, where's the wheely-bin?
Householder: I weally bin on me 'oliday!